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Song Parodies -> "This is How I Rate You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"This is How I Rate You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In case anyone missed this yesterday from the comment box of Patrick McWilliams "Jay Hawkins Spell"!!! Not be taken seriosuly, it is just some fun!!! BTW, there is no competition on AIR between me and anyone else no matter who they are, especially JAB. I think people got the wrong idea with the SJH song parodies that I use as information outlets. The song "I Put a Spell on You" is used as a base song for me on historical subjects and other info that I would not otherwise use for much longer songs by various artists. I have a couple hundred songs over two months and only about 25% are SJH leaving 75% from all other artists from time periods of 1950s-2010s, old and new artists, every type of genre, even Xmas jingles and tv commercial songs... so some people need to lighten up here. I am here just to have fun and let's keep it that way ;-D
This is how I rate you
a triple 5!!!

I won’t stop the things I do
I ain’t lyin’
No, I ain’t tryin’

I know you can’t stand it
SJH song abounds
You know better parodists
You can’t stand it cause I’m still around!!!

This is how I rate you
a triple 5!!!
Perfect lines… but

Are you through?
Are you through?
Are you through?
Are you through being witty?
And I don’t care
If you don’t like me
Anybody can be a critic!!!

You prefer J-A-B
This is how I rate you
a triple 5!!!
(but you can’t ignore ME)!!!



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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 22

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Hammerhead - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
This is amusing- 3 FOR Rob and 3 AGAINST!!! No matter, I still like your stuff Rob! 555!!!
Rob Arndt - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
NP HH, I guess some people are way uptight and serious here. Seems wrong for a parodist to not see the humor in this song as a reply to Patrick's parody yesterday...
A Friend.... - June 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Boy, talk about rubbing something in someone's face! Rob this was a great parody! and there is no reason that you should have been bombed for it! What Patrick can make a parody poking fun at SJH's spell song, and you can't, BS! to that! 555!

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