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Song Parodies -> "Billboard Too Much for You"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Billboard Too Much for You"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Taken from the news, this is all about a controversial billboard sign off Hwy 49 in Auburn, California that had featured an eye-catching blonde Reno dancer, Nicole Duminie, laying in the sun in a bikini. The billboard ad read: California Sun " So Perfect... It Might Just Be Unfair"!!!! Apparently, the people in Auburn took offense and put up a black tarp over the sign with the message: "No Porn in Our Town" spray-painted on it. The model looks a lot like Paris Hilton, but most people found the ad tasteful and not provocative. Nevertheless, the tanning salon ad was immediately replaced with an "Adopt-A-Pet" ad. The free publicity generated thus far has only benefitted the Golden Sun salons!!!
Billboard too much for you
Auburn, off Hwy 49
You better try to think things through
I ain't lyin'
This is stupifyin'
Golden Sun salons ran it
People spreadin' gossip around
All over a tanned Reno dancer (in a bikini)
They couldn't stand it, wrote 'No Porn in This Town"!!!
Billboard too much for you
Auburn, off Hwy 49
Advertising goldmine...
They abhor you
They abhor you
They abhor you
Nicole Duminie was HOT-WOW!!!
But they didn't care
If she was really lovely
"Adopt-A-Pet" ad there now
Over a bikini
Billboard was too much for you
Auburn, off Hwy 49
(thanks for the free publicity)!!!
Auburn, off Hwy 49
You better try to think things through
I ain't lyin'
This is stupifyin'
Golden Sun salons ran it
People spreadin' gossip around
All over a tanned Reno dancer (in a bikini)
They couldn't stand it, wrote 'No Porn in This Town"!!!
Billboard too much for you
Auburn, off Hwy 49
Advertising goldmine...
They abhor you
They abhor you
They abhor you
Nicole Duminie was HOT-WOW!!!
But they didn't care
If she was really lovely
"Adopt-A-Pet" ad there now
Over a bikini
Billboard was too much for you
Auburn, off Hwy 49
(thanks for the free publicity)!!!
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Do my "naked" eyes deceive me? 555 on the "Billboard" for you, from me! :-) Great Job Rob! :-)
WCJ and others- the controversial Billboard ad:
http://media.modbee.com/smedia/2011/06/10/20/44/475-sNoM8.St.4.jpg
Another wonderful shot of Nicole:
http://www.fratfury.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Nicole-Duminie-2.jpg
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