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Song Parodies -> "The Mighty B-52"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Mighty B-52"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is about one of the greatest bombers ever built- the B-52, aka BUFF (Big Ugly Fat Fellow/F--ker)!!! It has been around almost 60 years (since 1952). It first served as a SAC nuke bomber flying 24 hrs a day and then on to Vietnam as conventional bomber- love that huge D-model tail!!! Then on to the G-model that served in ODS and finally the surviving H-models. Able to carry nukes, cruise missiles on rotary launchers, or 43 tons of plain old iron bombs, the B-52 is a master of carpet-bombing. Winged defender that showers targets with "Steel Rain".
The mighty B-52
six decades flyin’

SAC to Vietnam, Persian Gulf too
There’s no denyin’
BUFF’s still flyin’

Winged defender as SAC planned it
To be USSR-bound
Nuke load would’ve prove deadly
Soviets feared it would be hard to shoot down

The mighty B-52
six decades flyin’
Still survivin’

All fear you
All fear you
All fear you
Your carpet-bombing glory
43 tons of iron bombs from the air
Nothin’ can stand up to your fury
Longest-serving bomber in history

Excellent longevity
The mighty B-52
six decades flyin’
(well into the 21st century)

http://www.nps.edu/Academics/centers/CCC/images/si/nukesGulf_B-52H.jpg B-52D in Vietnam: http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/uploads//monthly_08_2008/post-68-1219248982.jpg

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Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody Rob! If I remember correctly, I think that Air Force One was partly built out of a B-52. ;-) 555! for this great parody! About my favorite Military plane of all time!! :-)
Rob Arndt - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
The modern AFW a/c are Boeing VC-25As- 747-200B mods... expect a new plane by 2017 (most likely a 747-8 or Dreamliner conversion) EADS is not going to bid with the A380 as it is foreign.
Dylan Baranski - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Three cheers for the BUFF! Interesting note: the B-52 also had a tail gun for a time, either quad .50s or a 20mm M61 gatling gun.
Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... Makes me wonder, which is bigger, a Boeing VC-25As- 747-200B or a B-52 aircraft?
Patrick - July 09, 2011 - Report this comment
The Air Force build a special guillotine to chop the wings off of retired B-52's. Parked them out in the desert where the Russians could watch with their satellites. There's one on display at Whiteman AFB in Missouri. Very impressive. And I was impressed that the Dominican Republic was still flying 40 year old P-51 Mustangs in 1983.

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