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Song Parodies -> "Your New Name Just isn’t You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Your New Name Just isn’t You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ron Artest, former NBA Sacramento King and power-forward for the LA Lakers is changing his given name to Metta World Peace which is absurd given that in 2004 Ron attacked an innocent fan at a game because he _thought_ they guy threw a cup of Coke at his head and then three years later was involved in domestic abuse against his wife. The celebrity name change is not the issue, but Ron's character doesn't match something so intimate and permanent as a legal name change. He hardly represents "Metta" which means loving kindness. In metta the heart opens unconditionally, encompassing all that is, with acceptance, awareness and good will. Nor the "World"... nor "Peace" in any form!!!
Your new name just isn’t you
lost your mind?

Ron Artest, name can’t change you
Character’s the thing
You former King

You know public won’t understand it
You actin’ the clown
You could just act better
Then nobody would have cause to put you down

Your new name just isn’t you
lost your mind?
It’s asinine

We like you
We like you
We like you
Just grow-up somehow
Stop beatin’ fans
And treatin’ folks badly
The opportunity is right now

Metta World Peace?
Your new name just isn’t you
lost your mind?
(More like Anotta Nut Case)!!!

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Wild Child JIN - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I feel very strongly against people changing their name, especially people changing other peoples names! It was in a case like that I got depersonalized by the ways of your country! But very great parody Rob! I agree with it wholeheartedly! 5's! :-)

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