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Song Parodies -> "The Feral Dogs Raised You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"The Feral Dogs Raised You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A six year old girl has been taken from her grandmother’s backyard, where she was taken care of by dogs. Veronika Tishchenko grew up in a pack of dogs in Khabarovsk Region in Russia’s Far East, neglected by her relatives, RenTV channel reports. As the police came to take the girl away, her grandmother, the only family member present, argued that the girl was quite happy where she was. Veronika’s younger brother was even less lucky – the dogs killed him two years ago in the same backyard. Aged six, the girl can neither speak nor eat with a cutlery, but is physically healthy, doctors say after examining her. Moreover, although her development froze at 1.5 years, Veronika is capable of restoring her intellectual growth, psychologists said, although it may take time to rehabilitate. In May, a five-year-old girl in the Baikal Region was taken from her home after neighbors reported that the child had been raised by cats and dogs and neglected by her parents.
The feral dogs raised you
since age 1.5

Veronika Tishchenko grew
Backyard surviving’’
Brother laid dyin’

Police can’t understand it
Ferals runnin’ around
Parents are always absent
Six year old Veronika was hunted down

The feral dogs raised you
since age 1.5
Fragile mind

They got you
They got you
They got you
You were still alive
Can’t speak, nor eat (with cutlery)
Mind way too weak
Still, gonna make you civilized

Still healthy
The feral dogs raised you
since age 1.5
(but in a facility)
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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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WCJ - July 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Just cause their world has gone to the dogs, certainly does not mean children have to! Great job Rob! 5's! :-)

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