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Song Parodies -> "LW Trainer for Two"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"LW Trainer for Two"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The excellent Ar-96 trainer served the Luftwaffe through most of the war. A new trainer was sought by 1944 and the Ar-96 became the 196 with the further advanced 296 turning into the non-strategic wooden 396. The Ar-396 was just as good if not better, handled well, and had a more powerful 592 hp inverted V-12 Argus Ar-411MA engine. It had a top speed of 220 mph, range of 373 miles, and could reach 22,000 ft altitude. It was produced from Dec 29, 1944 until early 1945. This was the last LW trainer in inventory, the Skoda-Kauba SK-257 advanced single-seat trainer not making it into production. Some Ar-396s were armed with a single MG-17 as a desperate measure in case it got intercepted, but most of the old MG-17s were stockpiled and not fitted. A forgotten little bird, the Ar-396 survived WW2 and being manufactured in France became the SIPA S.10/11/111 of wood and S.12/121 of metal. It lasted a long time with the 111s and 121s fighting in Algeria with the French AF armed with MGs, rockets, and bombs!!! The French preferred it to their captured and manufactured Me Bf 108 Taifuns!!! A total of 188 SIPA aircraft were manufactured postwar!
LW trainer for two
Dec ‘44- May ‘45

Ar-396 trainer was made of wood
2-seater, no complainin’
Still good for pilot trainin’

LW looking for Ar-96 replacement
Time runnin’ out
592 hp Argus 411 engine upgraded
More advanced SK-257 single-seater was out

LW trainer for two
Dec ‘44- May ‘45
It survived

5 months flew
5 months flew
5 months flew
22,000 ft, 373 miles
LW pilots prepared
Some fitted with MG-17
Most not fitted, stockpiled

Postwar history
LW trainer for two
Dec ‘44- May ‘45
(SIPA S.10/11/12/111/121 inventory)
http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/attachments/aircraft-pictures/167701d1305791967t-frustated-projects-arado-ar-396.jpg Skoda-Kauba SK-257: http://histaviation.com/SK_V4_side_view_416x203.jpg http://histaviation.com/SK_V4_D-EZWA_370x204.jpg SIPA S.11/12: http://a21.idata.over-blog.com/600x426/1/95/08/26/Sipa-11-12-121-122/SIPA_111A_2_.jpg

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WCJ - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Even though I don't know much about aircraft, all of this information might sink in after awhile. Nice parody Rob! :-) 5's!
Rob Arndt - August 15, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, it's not that hard. The LW used the Ar-96 as a trainer and sought a better one which eventually led to the Ar-396 that used wood for construction instead of metal. It still worked excellent, except that another company Skoda-Kauba had a more advanced single-pilot version, the SK-257 which looks kinda like a scaled-down Fw-190. But only prototypes were made while the Ar-396 actually flew from late Dec '44 until May 1945. The French produced these for the Germans, so they kept production running after the war and re-designated them SIPA S.10/11/111 for wooden and SIPA 12/121 for metal construction. The armed versions 111 and 121 saw action in Algeria!

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