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Song Parodies -> "Bizarre Plot of World War II"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Bizarre Plot of World War II"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

British spies tried to spike Adolph Hitler’s food with estrogen. It was a radical form of estrogen replacement therapy, writes Professor Brian Ford, concocted to curb his aggressive tendencies. Ford is the author of the upcoming book “Secret Weapons: Technology, Science And The Race To Win World War II,” which publishes Sept. 20. The human and animal hormone estrogen plays an important role in female mental health, according to endocrinologists. Low estrogen levels in the brain can lead to depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and, according to the British Secret Service, despotism and mass murder. Allegedly, British intelligence wished Adolph Hitler to be more like his younger sister, Paula Wolf. Wolf worked as a secretary and expressed no leanings toward ethnic cleansing. Estrogen was selected reportedly because it is tasteless and hence would pass by Hitler’s food testers without being noticed. Ford notes that the Hitler estrogen plot – turning “Herr Hitler into Her Hitler,” as the Mail Online so colorfully puts it – was once of many plans Allied forces considered to break the stalemate during World War II. Other plans for gumming up the works for the Third Reich included dropping glue onto Nazi troops to affix them to impede their progress through Europe and Russia, as well as more overtly guerrilla tactics like disguising bombs as tins of fruit exported into Germany. But intelligence insiders were reportedly quite fond of the Hitler hormone therapy idea. “Research had showed the importance of sex hormones – they were beginning to be used in sex therapy in London,” writes Ford, a Cardiff University fellow and champion of popular science. “Hitler had testers who used to taste his meals, so there was no mileage in putting poison in his food because they would immediately fall victim to it.” In order for the estrogen to have been effective, it would have taken several months of regular dosages. The results would have evolved in a subtle fashion, according to Ford.
Bizarre plot of World War II
From MI5

British plan for Estrogen use
Food supplyin’
MI5 was tryin’

Churchill couldn’t stand it
Hitler’s hate speech sound
Use of female hormones
In his food would surely calm him down

Bizarre plot of World War II
From MI5
Over time

To get through
To get through
To get through
There was no sure way
No time to spare
Doses applied subtly
To turn Hitler into lady!!!

Therapy
Bizarre plot of World War II
From MI5
(failed conspiracy)

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WCJ - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmmm..... The start of bio-warfare, nice job Rob! 5's! :-)
Patrick - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
He would have come out looking like the Hitler character in "The Producers".
Rob Arndt - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Sounds a lot like me to the postwar plot by the CIA to try to have Cadtro]s mustache fall-off!!! Crazy, but equally true!!!

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