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Song Parodies -> "Kholba Kralle to Produce"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Kholba Kralle to Produce"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

During WW2 the Germans captured many types of Allied aircraft and actually repaired some types for sale to Co-Belligerents and Italy. Others were transferred to KG 200 for clandetine use as aerial fighter directors and spy droppers (largely the B-17 and Short Stirling). At least one intact P-51 Mustang was repaired, examined, and flown and this led to a 1945 decision to produce a wooden light version of it through the Espenlaub Flugzeugbau. However, since they were overloaded with work and transferred to the GREISE I facility, the Kholba Werke which made German decoy aircraft was given the job. Their last-minute design called Kralle (Claw) was for a light-weight wooden version to be powered with available German engines (primarily the DB 605) and armed with German cannon (2x 30mm MK-108 or substitute 20mm MG-151/20s). The cannons would have 150-200 rds capacity each. Landing gear would be German too and would also carry German radios. Three different small scale models were built to study the design but no actual work was done on a full-scale mock-up and so no prototype was built either as Germany surrendered on May 8, 1945. The wooden models were burned.
Kholba Kralle to produce
wood design

Captured P-51s were so few
For test flyin’
LW tryin’

Espenlaub looked at it
For turnin’ around
To Kholba as the Kralle
German wooden version sound

Kholba Kralle to produce
wood design
Mustang line…

Redesign you
Redesign you
Redesign you
Power with DB 605
TKL supercharger
Cannons of 30 (mm)
Wooden, smaller size

Models three
Kholba Kralle to produce
wood design
(production cancelled, defeat of Germany)
Allied aircraft captured by Germany plus decoys: http://rareaircraf1.greyfalcon.us/Captured%20Allied%20Aircraft.htm http://rareaircraf1.greyfalcon.us/Luftwaffe%20Decoy%20Aircraft.htm

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WCJ - October 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Like I say, what is once ones weapon, can soon become their weakness, once turned upon them. ;-) Excellent words of advice from me, and an excellent parody from you Rob! :-) 555!
Rob Arndt - October 04, 2011 - Report this comment
IIRC, this was a modular design with Kholba only providing the wooden fuselage and wings. Mating and glue bonding would have be performed somewhere else as with the mounting of the engine and weapons. Seems highly impractical but that is what was done near the end in forests in Germany that had the Autobahn next to it. Me-262s were being assembled from different deliveries of engines and airframes. Once completed, they would take-off from the Autobahn instead of an airstrip, thus safe from bombing! A lightweight Mustang copy might have been similar to the Bell XP-77 of wood below link. One under that is of German wooden decoy aircraft: http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/88197d1159228864/bell-xp77.jpg http://rareaircraf1.greyfalcon.us/Luftwaffe%20Decoy%20Aircraft.htm

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