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Song Parodies -> "Navy Seals Wanted You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Navy Seals Wanted You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The HK P-11 underwater pistol had been denied for decades by the Germans but was furnished to the US Navy SEALS, the British SBS, and used by the German Kampfschwimmers (German Navy SEAL equivalent). The 5-round pepperbox pistol is factory loaded and attached to the pistol grip. It is electrically fired by a battery in the grip to an underwater range of up to 49 ft and on land in the air up to nearly 100 ft. It's purpose is to kill underwater foes, but can be used on land as well. It fires a 3.9 inch steel dart with a small rocket motor. The rival Soviets came up with both an underwater pistol SPP-1 and underwater AK!!! Although a Cold War weapon, the P-11 is still in issue along with many SOCOM weapons HK specifically designed for them. Author has had hundreds of assault weapons in life and has been to US Army test facilities in Arizona but has never fired this weapon. Saw one on display once...
Navy Seals wanted you
accurate 49 (ft)

HK came up with something new
Steel dart firin’
Underwater fightin’

Electrically-fired unit
Firin’ rocket dart rounds
Pepperbox, 5-rds deadly
To take Soviet frogmen down

Navy Seals wanted you
accurate 49 (ft)
(oft) denied

They love you
They love you
They love you
Underwater works best
Can fire through air
Loved and carried by
SEALS, KS, SBS

Secrecy
Navy Seals wanted you
accurate 49 (ft)
(Since ‘76 a NATO oddity)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pPsuc9rvU4Y/S1IfeUvdkgI/AAAAAAAABGY/H2mGizL3l1c/s400/HK_P11_mit_pruefgeraet.jpg http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Firearms/Single-Shot-Pistols/HK_P11.jpg Soviet SPP-1: http://www.cruffler.com/4.5mmUnderwater.jpg Soviet Underwater AK: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dBNx46YgRQI/TMS3LhFJqKI/AAAAAAAABEQ/DC_H8dITOYw/s1600/800px-APS_underwater_rifle_REMOV.jpg

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David Copper - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
It looks like James Bond was outfitted by the wrong nationality!
Rob Arndt - October 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Nope, Bond was armed with Walther PPK, Walther 2000 sniper, Walther P-99QA, and HK UMP 45, not to mention his smart BMW!!!

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