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Song Parodies -> "Paterno, Shame on You"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Paterno, Shame on You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Joe Paterno and his youthful, idiotic, supporters are still in denial that this great Coach of Penn State when receiving an eye-witness report of sexual abuse of a minor in the showers, REFUSED to call the police immediately and instead passed the buck to his immediate superior. This guy is responsible for Sandusky continuing to abuse minors for 9 years afterwards and should be locked away behind bars. The Board was right to refuse him to finish the season and fire him immediately. He has soiled the Penn State name and has tarnished his own reputation. To anyone that thinks that is unfair, too bad b/c tell it to the boys involved, the victims and their families. Joe Paterno's inaction was illegal and immoral not to mention unethical. He deserves to be trashed in the media and beyond.
Paterno, shame on you
cause of crime

Everybody looked up to you
“JoePa”! cryin’
A Penn State lion

We can’t understand it
You’re coachin’ proud
Handled a crime badly
Can’t believe how you let us down

Paterno, shame on you
cause of crime
Years nine…

We loved you
We loved you
We loved you
But now comes this shame
Child raped in shower
Failed to call police
Sandusky still at games
(preying on boys just the same)

Your legacy
Paterno, shame on you
cause of crime
(Penn State’s humility)

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Burly John - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Well said, sir. They need to make a non-action figure of Paterno with a ten year old kid at his side and JoPa just pointing a finger to someone else! That man is detestable.

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