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Song Parodies -> "German Cane Gun was Crude"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"German Cane Gun was Crude"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
During the 1945 Allied sweeps for weapons the US came upon part of the Primitiv Waffen program's crudest weapons- cane guns of various small calibers. They were produced by hidden local cottage industries per SS direction. They were to be manufactured by the thousands for use by the Volkssturm and also postwar SS Werwolves. However, the chaotic nature of 1945 Germany meant that few actually were produced and just stockpiled. The US Army seemed to stumble upon them by accident when inspecting wood working facilities...
German cane gun was crude
bizarre find
Meant for Volkssturm to be issued
Local supplyin’
For covert firin’
SS were the ones who planned it
Local facilities found
Cane guns blended in perfectly
Were hard for the Allies to track down
German cane gun was crude
bizarre find
In ‘45
They were few
They were few
They were few
Just made in small calibers
Allies were aware
Of cottage industries
Handled the matter
Rarity
German cane gun was crude
bizarre find
(handled carefully)
bizarre find
Meant for Volkssturm to be issued
Local supplyin’
For covert firin’
SS were the ones who planned it
Local facilities found
Cane guns blended in perfectly
Were hard for the Allies to track down
German cane gun was crude
bizarre find
In ‘45
They were few
They were few
They were few
Just made in small calibers
Allies were aware
Of cottage industries
Handled the matter
Rarity
German cane gun was crude
bizarre find
(handled carefully)
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I once got to handle a Japanese "last ditch" pistol made from a piece of gas pipe and a crude chunk of scrap wood. It was a muzzle loader. Didn't even have a nipple for the cap, just a hole where I suppose you'd put some sort of impact fired cap, like the old cracker balls or snap firecrackers.
The Japanese Officers' pistol/sword weapons were weird:
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sword-pistol-499x395.jpg
Sounds like a device Bond might use!
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