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Song Parodies -> "Weapons for HRU"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Weapons for HRU"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sommer-Ockenfuss made a series of custom weapons for the German HRU (Hostage Rescue Unit) GSG-9 from the late 1990s onward. GSG-9 also performs VIP protection and once the US Army allowed foreign business men back into Iraq, there was an incident where insurgents tried to ambush a German convoy with GSG-9. It didn't work as GSG-9 is trained for special driving skills and VIP protection. They protected the VIPS and got them tucked away under on overpass with their vehicles shielding them. They then took up defensive positions and fended off the attackers- killing many in a fierce firefight with no losses to themselves. They were facing AKs and RPGs but fought back with HKs, Pzf-3, and the new Sommer-Ockenfuss TW-50. It is believed, but not confirmed, that the German SEAL equivalent- KamphSwimmerKompanie (the other KSK) also use some of those weapons. They are little-known. Pic of TW-50 and illustration of the other guns at the bottom...
Weapons for HRU
GSG-9

Sommer-Ockenfuss special use
Arms supplyin’
For covert fightin’

VIPs demand it
Insurgents all around
TW-44 and 50 handy
GSG-9 in Iraq shot them down

Weapons for HRU
GSG-9
Cool designs

Covert use
Covert use
Covert use
Custom HRU guns
Enemies beware
Germans are crafty
They get the job done

Secrecy
Weapons for HRU
GSG-9
(TW-44 and 50)



http://www.jaktojagare.se/upload/article/bild/9/356518/118_sommer_072_s.jpg http://weaponland.ru/_ph/7/2/62318055.jpg

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David Copper - December 13, 2011 - Report this comment
That last one looks kinda odd, but interesting!

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