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Song Parodies -> "What in the World are You?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What in the World are You?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

On April 27,1961 Bruno Ghibaudi, a scientific journalist, witnessed a strange flying machine over the waters near Pescara, Italy. He photographed the machine which was referred to the USAF's Project Blue Book as Case #16. It was never solved, but the craft which had no visible propulsion system with what appear to be canards and canted tailplanes is eerily reminiscent of certain SS Technical Branch E-IV drawings of a DORN- which means "Thorn" in German or was short for Dornier which helped to develop some German disc technology in WW2. Many of the more advanced designs escaped from Germany in Spring 1945 to S America or rumored base in Antartica (Base 211). However, such odd machines were seen all over the world from immediate postwar over Argentine waters to worldwide after '47. Hypothetically, the SS/Vril Andromeda Gerat spaceship (a massive cylindrical) had entered space in 1945 on a journey to Aldebaran which is 64 light years away in the Taurus Constellation. It was to be be protected by DORN craft acting as Vertiediger (Defender) in atmospheric flight and as a craft that would loiter aroind the accompanying Vril 11 Teufel design. This odd craft had a thorny appearance and was given that designation. Dornier oddly enough had a thorny-looking SST design around the same time for the Do-557. Whatever it was, it was never seen again after 1961. Below are pics and a rather crude drawing of a Do-557 basic configuration.
What in the world are you?
Blows the mind

Bruno Ghibaudi spotted you
Real low fyin’
Gravity defyin’

He took a picture real quick
US came around
Project Blue Book added
Pescara, Case 16 did astound

What in the world are you?
Blows the mind
Odd design

How you flew
How you flew
How you flew
Remains a mystery
Blackcraft warfare
Third Reich Germany?
Perhaps a DORN- maybe?

Case 16
What in the world are you?
Blows the mind
(remains a mystery)
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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Andria - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Very interesting subject, pacing was only OK as far as reading it, although I could stretch syllables while singing it and make it work better that way, otherwise excellent. Hope you had a good Christmas and are hanging in there, Rob... 3-5-5.
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2011 - Report this comment
TY Andria. I had a decent Xmas, but my health is very poor and productivity is down. Error on V2L2: Real low FLYING! Damn, I hate silly mistakes!

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