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Song Parodies -> "Tracked Midget Sub was New"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Tracked Midget Sub was New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The “Seeteufel” or “Sea Devil” was a tracked two-man amphibian midget submarine which solved all the vulnerability and technical problems associated with German midget submarines that had to be launched at sea - even midget submarines as small as the “Neger” (Negro) one-man piloted torpedo. The Seeteufel (a.k.a. “Elefant” or “Lödige Projekt”) was developed at Kiel-Eckernforde which was the German Navy’s (Kriegsmarine) torpedo testing ground where Dipl Ing Alois Lödige was the project leader. The first and only protoype was available for testing in the summer of 1944. Since there were no diesel engines available, a single 80 hp gasoline truck engine had to be installed. It served for both water propulsion (8 kts) and land propulsion (10 km/hr). The Seeteufel was to be armed primarily with two torpedos for naval operations while mines and possibly either machine guns or flame throwers were envisioned for amphibious warfare. The trials at Kiel-Eckernforde showed the vessel to have very good maneuvering and handling abilities, although underpowered. It was subsequently decided that the production series should have a 250 hp diesel engine. It was also discovered that the tracks were too small and would have to be refitted with larger ones. After testing was completed, a series of standardized Seeteufels were ordered at the Borgward factory at Bremen, but production never began. The only existing experimental vessel was taken to a facility near Lübeck and destroyed by explosives at the end of the war.
Tracked midget sub was new
Lödige design

Kriegsmarine needed something new
New sub tryin’
Borgward supplyin’

“Sea Devil” was a new bandit
Launched itself from ground
Two torps would be deadly
Without a launch ship, hard to be found

Tracked midget sub was new
Lödige design
Worked fine

2 man crew
2 man crew
2 man crew
Run off diesel engine
10 kph on land
With 8 kts at sea (electric)
Cancelled production

Was unique
Tracked midget sub was new
Lödige design
(led to Grundhai first tracked DSRV)
http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/Pictures/see1.png http://strangevehicles.greyfalcon.us/BORGWARD%20SEETEUFEL.htm

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