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Song Parodies -> "Japanese Type 10 New"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"Japanese Type 10 New"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The Japanese Self-Defense Forces have added a new, lighter, MBT to their inventory that will supplement the older Type 74s and Type 90s. The new Type 10 has several novel features which include a new main gun to replace the L44 (Which is licensed from Germany) out to 50-55 calibers length and firing new, classified penetrator rounds. It has new modular ceramic armor and NCS (Nano-Crystal Steel) so protection is improved. It is powered by a Diesel 8 of 1200 hp and weighs a lighter 48 tons vs 60 for the Type 90! It features an autoloader so the crew is reduced to three and had hydropneumatic suspension. The new C4I system and enhanced visual aides give it an advantage in probabality of first shot, first kill. One could consider this a mild step towards Japan dropping self-defense and joining the world in small regional conflicts.
Japanese Type 10 new
third in line
Built to supplement the other two
Costs are climbin’
11 mil ¥
JDF demands it
New gun and new rounds
C4I technology
A much better tank all-around
Japanese Type 10 new
third in line
On time
With 3 crew
With 3 crew
With 3 crew
And an autoloader
NCS armor
Diesel 8 for speed
New (firing) computer
Built 13
Japanese Type 10 new
third in line
(orders for 68 more coming…)
third in line
Built to supplement the other two
Costs are climbin’
11 mil ¥
JDF demands it
New gun and new rounds
C4I technology
A much better tank all-around
Japanese Type 10 new
third in line
On time
With 3 crew
With 3 crew
With 3 crew
And an autoloader
NCS armor
Diesel 8 for speed
New (firing) computer
Built 13
Japanese Type 10 new
third in line
(orders for 68 more coming…)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Type10MBT.jpg/300px-Type10MBT.jpg
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