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Song Parodies -> "Rumors of PAK-DA True?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Rumors of PAK-DA True?"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Now that the Su T-50 PAK-FA has flown and will certainly enter prodiction for export, the next big question about Russian aviation is about a new stealth bomber called the PAK-DA being developed by Tupolev after decades of the secret Su T-60S apparently failed and Russian plasma stealth tested on the Su-47 Berkut was turned down for bomber use as impractical. So, the Russians are left with the same US tech- RAM, RAS, and anti-radar coatings, buried engines, and passive systems. Every so many years a new PAK-DA design emerges in planform or art, but the Russians claim it will not be ready until 2029 which is a long way off. The planned B-3 by comparison should be around by 2020 IF funding for manned bombers still exists by then, the US leaning toward more complex UCAVs... interesting bottom pic of modified Su-27 testing bomber engine exhaust...
Rumors of PAK-DA true?
2029???

Tupolev has made stealth review
Rad designin’
Manned bomber flyin’

Mr. Putin can’t stand it
B-2s flyin’ around
Plasma stealth is tricky
Su-47 tried it- turned down

Rumors of PAK-DA true?
2029???
Stealth design?

Lots to prove
Lots to prove
Lots to prove
Replace Blackjack and Bear
Best in the air?
With B-3 rivalry?
How will manned bombers fair?

Secrecy
Rumors of PAK-DA true?
2029???
(designs show up frequently)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PAK-DA02.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_QqlF6nBGeVc/Sz7ibqQvllI/AAAAAAAADxI/YyQjYVMCrxo/s400/4.jpg http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vAkMciT6sXc/TgSn4JUMfzI/AAAAAAAABRs/EJ5q8eZv-XM/s400/1%2B-%2BPAK%2BDA%2Bor%2BPAK-DA%2Bnext%2Bgeneration%2Bstrategic%2Bbomber.jpg Su-27 mod with proposed bomber exhuast: http://img359.imageshack.us/img359/6805/su27lluvps02ev5.jpg

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