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Song Parodies -> "The Spells of Calypso"
Original Song Title:
"I Put a Spell on You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Screamin' Jay Hawkins
Parody Song Title:
"The Spells of Calypso"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Calypso was the voodoo pristess of Kraven the Hunter who sought the death of Spiderman through occult power. This led to Kraven's suicide and then Calypso sacrificed her own sister to gain more power to destroy Spidey. She used a spell on The Lizard to attack Spidey, but he fended him off. She then used the savage villagers to no avail before turning to Kraven's son Alyosha by using mind control. Spidey broke her concentration and Alyosha became friends. He promised to rehabilitate Calypso at his mansion but instead murdered her once and for all.
The spells of Calypso
voodoo time
Kraven the Hunter led by you
Evil spell castin’
For Spidey attackin’
Went just as she planned it
Web-slinger was found
Her curses were deadly
Yet the Lizard failed to put him down
The spells of Calypso
voodoo time
Blood & wine
She hates you
She hates you
She hates you
Wants the Spiderman dead
Spidey beware
Mind control- break free
The terror must end
The son speaks
The spells of Calypso
voodoo time
(Friends with Spidey as Calypso in death shrieks)
voodoo time
Kraven the Hunter led by you
Evil spell castin’
For Spidey attackin’
Went just as she planned it
Web-slinger was found
Her curses were deadly
Yet the Lizard failed to put him down
The spells of Calypso
voodoo time
Blood & wine
She hates you
She hates you
She hates you
Wants the Spiderman dead
Spidey beware
Mind control- break free
The terror must end
The son speaks
The spells of Calypso
voodoo time
(Friends with Spidey as Calypso in death shrieks)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Calypso.png
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Not bad (sounding out "Calypso" to the tune of the OS was a bit thorny, otherwise pretty decent pacing), I'm only barely familiar with the character, but the Ty Beanie Kids plush doll "Calypso", an African-American or Samoan (I can't tell) baby girl with long curly black hair, has put a spell on me to the point that I have 6 of them. 4-5-5.
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