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Song Parodies -> "Future Soldier Phase II"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Future Soldier Phase II"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The German supersoldier program IDZ (Futre Infantryman) had first been tested in the Balkans using modified armor, Leica optics, a chest computer with shoulder aerial, modified smart HK G-36 rifle, articulated armor, a back-up HK MP-7 PDW, and a move towards full electronic integration for real-time battle and damage assessment. Some of the gear worked fine, other components needed refining. EADs working with other manufacturers is on Phase II which improves the electronics integration and adds new types of armors, advanced visual aids, a prototype HK rifle that can shoot multi-rounds including smart rounds, better headgear, and the ability to communicate with various German weapon systems. EADs is aiming for an Aerospace soldier fighting "Elektronischekrieg" by 2020 (Phase III). The US which has been working on a Land Warrior system for almost 3 decades still fails. Soviets have "Wolf Soldiers" derived from Spetnaz and Chechan Conflicts with similar gear while many other European nations forge ahead with their own supersoldier concepts- but none are active. Only Germany ever fielded the suits and is the only nation that is progressing.
Future soldier Phase II
upgrade time

Loaded for electronic use
No escapin’
Real time war wagin’

German tech refinements
Optics comin’ round
Ogre rifle deadly*
“The Beast” test gun can shoot multi-rounds

Future soldier Phase II
upgrade time
Refined

Future use
Future use
Future use
With fluidic armor
Nothing was spared
Best of Germany
Meant to fight anywhere

IDZ
Future soldier Phase II
upgrade time
(Upgraded armor, optics, weaponry, and technology
Ogre rifle is a large smartrifle by HK- as yet undesignated. Various IDZ configurations: http://it-material.de/IT-online5/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/5101134879_819830bd4d_b.jpg http://www.20min.ch/diashow/36420/imess3-5d9c9eb107102a63e99a76596e9fa58a.JPG http://www.bluechersystems.com/images/uploads/bilder/Beschriftung-IDZ_DE-01.jpg http://sitelife.aviationweek.com/ver1.0/Content/images/store/9/14/49d8e188-cefa-4a39-9e68-377948db206e.Full.jpg

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