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Song Parodies -> "They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 16)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"They Put Me in a Zoo (Version 16)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

One of the things the IDF does to protect its borders and use against hostile Pali fire from the occupied territories is to deploy hired former Chechan snipers. These are usually males. The best were Chechan females of the notorious "White Tights" that had to be taken out by a Siberian female Spetsnaz counter-sniper called the "White Wolf". She slaughtered them after the Red Army lost hundreds of soldiers to that group. But of the remaining pro-snipers Israel bought them and brought them in to watch the borders for terrorists and to kill Pali snipers that lure victims through wounding tactics that involve hitting a policeman and waiting until first responders get there, then killing ALL of them as well as any other civilians gathered round! The Chechans respond to these calls with the IDF and take out the opposition before others are killed.
They put me in a zoo
patrol time

Must watch the Palis every move
Terror fightin’
With Chechan snipin’

IDF can’t stand it
Multi-threats abound
Hamas can be deadly
That’s why I’m brought here- to take ‘em down

They put me in a zoo
patrol time
Sightlines

[Frontlines]

Must kill you
Must kill you
Must kill you
Send you to “Paradise”
You don’t fight fair
I’m your enemy
Now! Triple strike!*

[I take your life]

You fear me
They put me in a zoo
patrol time
(Sniper from Grozny)
Triple strike: sniper slant hits across the upper arm (arteries), chest (heart), and stomach (organs). Causes bleed-outs and painful death. Serves as warning to others.

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Susanna Viljanen - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done. 555.
Rob Arndt - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Susanna... just wrote a parody for Monday about the still-operating Nazi secret weapon in your area- the Baltic enigma (what they think it is now). I might write about Finnish naval vessels too :)
AFW - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
You're a regular "Robapedia"
Rob Arndt - September 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW- my dad was the same way and so worked with the US Govt. He died when I was young or else I might have followed in his footsteps. But my life has been filled with both unique experiences and lots of trauma. I absord knowledge and retain about 80%, more with Nazi weapons and history! Saw the OV-105 Endeavor pass overheard today on the SCA and laughed. An awesone sight but nowhere near other things I've seen well beyond jet technology! Shuttle on SCA: http://www.flightglobal.com/airspace/media/galleries/images/25267/500x400/rockwell-international-space-shuttle-endeavour.JPG

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