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Song Parodies -> "I Could Never Lose You (Pt 1)"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"I Could Never Lose You (Pt 1)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another first here. This is a parody using one OS to tell the story of a music video from another OS!!! In this case, T-ARA's "Day by Day" 20 minute 2-part video mini-movie. Opening voiceover: “Mankind wanted to wear God’s clothes. They wanted to talk like God and reign like God. But God did not approve of these thoughts. In a ravaged world, mankind has become more animalistic than animals… They took up swords, and as soon as they ruled over each other, the massacre began. Then one day… Rumors started to spread about a girl who had special abilities…” That girl is blind girl Dani, protected by her female lover Hyomin and pursued by female lesbian warlord Jiyeon who rules Neo-Seoul killing all to possess Dani. In part I Hyomin falls and Dani is captured. In a coma for 6 years Hyomin awakens to seek out her lost lover...
I could never lose you
your heart’s mine

I, Hyomin, will protect you
Fireblade ridin’
Bad ass sword fightin’

Jiyeon can’t stand it
Wears Neo-Seoul’s crown
Wants blind Dani badly
Even if that means killing all around

[No pity nor mercy in this town]

I could never lose you
your heart’s mine
(For) all time

I love you
I love you
I love you
And will fight to the death
Thugs here and there
Katana swinging (defending)
‘Til my last breath

[Put to the test]

While I sleep (coma)
I could never lose you
your heart’s mine
(for you… my heart beats)

6 years later, it’s you I seek…

To be continued…
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