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Song Parodies -> "Love to Split Your Skull"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Love to Split Your Skull"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

"The Walking Dead" Season 3 is almost here, so here's my annual Zombie opening parody...
Love to split your skull
axe to grind

The Zombies seek your flesh to chew
Organs rippin’
While blood is drippin’

Survivors can’t stand it
“Walkers” all around
Their bite can be deadly
One-by-one I’m gonna cut ‘em down

[Reduced to blood pulps all over town]

Love to split your skull
axe to grind
You’re mine!!!

I loathe you
I loathe you
I loathe you
But I never feared you
No ammo to spare
I use cutlery
I am psycho

[Here I go!]

Hear me scream
Love to split your skull
axe to grind
(‘cause I’m happy killing)
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Rob Arndt - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Note: This parody title was originally "I Love to Split Your Skull"... but since skull doesn't rhyme with you and "I" seemed redundant, I chose the 5-syllable title instead of the 6 :)
Meriadoc - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
How about: I Split Your Skull in Two?
Rob Arndt - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes, that would work too... but I think "axe to grind" goes better with my psychotic title. That was the theme of the parody- guy gets off on chopping up Walkers. I have maybe 50-60 Zombie parodies using many OS, so I will start a new series this year doing the same.
Meriadoc - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
BTW Rob - I meant to mention to you earlier. We did a couple of weapons parodies, albeit antique ones:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/theangels0.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/jimmyruffin3.shtml

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