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Song Parodies -> "Mayor Bloomberg, Screw You!"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Mayor Bloomberg, Screw You!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The marathon has been canceled but Staten Islanders are still pissed at idiot Bloomberg.
Mayor Bloomberg, screw you!
We’re not fine

Proposed Marathon is abuse
Staten dyin’
People are cryin’

Islanders can’t stand it
Damage all around
Sandy hit us badly
No sign of FEMA help to be found

[Bloomberg, you come across as a clown]

Mayor Bloomberg, screw you!
We’re not fine
This time

We hate you
We hate you
We hate you
Need food, gas, and water
And we don’t care
About sports running
We need shelter

[From bad weather]

Must we plead?
Mayor Bloomberg, screw you!
We’re not fine
(THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!)
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Patrick - November 05, 2012 - Report this comment
A big 32 ounce soda to Bloomberg.

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