My car is one that's workin', how exactly? Look, I know not
Not my point of int'rest unless it's a robot
But even one as worthless in this field as me knows a lot
'Bout the myriad of problems that the Cybertruck has got, uh
God, who makes a car that damn prone to rust spots?
Never knew that stainless steel could look like it rots
When you've been recommended a non-direct-sun wash
Oh my, good Lord

Might be other vehicles designed real shitty
But I think this one will stay in my mem'ry
Never hearin' good news, so iffy
No-one else should buy that car, it's too risky
Please don't buy that stupid car, it's too risky
Beggin' you, don't buy that car, it's too risky

Bulletproof? 'Fraid that ain't it, eat a hole with a magnet
Load it up, the tailgate's bent (oh, Lord), uh
I'm all for cars electric (whoo!) but when the battery's dead
The doors shouldn't lock you in, oh, Lord
God, headlights are way too recessed, that's a flaw
Aimed more to make drivers blind than light up the floor
So easy to get blocked by snow, won't stop, I've got more
Oh my, good Lord

Ev'rything about this vehicle is shitty (ev'rything is shitty)
Hate the pretty big blindspots, that feels iffy (cannot see jack)
Some of the worst tie-rods in hist'ry
No-one else should buy that car, way too risky
Please don't buy that stupid car, way too risky (stupid car, way too risky)
Beggin' you, don't buy that car, way too risky

God, all of that crap and yet there's still lots more
Who makes a car skimp the crumple zones on board?
Hey, look, the metal plate on the pedal's got it forced
Oh my, good Lord (worst reboot of Speed)

But the biggest flaw of all: the thing looks shitty (absolutely shitty)
Ev'ry incorrect angle made in hist'ry (so bad)
Game's still renderin', more RAM quickly (come on)
Wait, it's meant to look like that? That sounds iffy (whoo-ooh!)
Bad enough its polygonal ass looks shitty (so ugly and shitty)
Right out the worst PS1 game in hist'ry (looks so cheap)
But it forced lots of the problems I list, see (absolute piss, please)
No-one else should buy that car, it's too risky (awful car, it's too risky)
Please don't buy that stupid car, it's too risky
Beggin' you, don't buy that car, it's too risky