He's a shill for the Bush Baby.
When I put Bush down,
Well, he gets so sore,
He'll defend Shrub's crown.

And he sends songs 'round here
To Amiright,
He claims Bush is so good, yeah.
Follows the Far Right.

His name is
F (F!)
L (L!)
O (O!)
R (R!)
I (I!)
O (O!)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)

(instrumental break)

Well, he sends songs 'round here
To Amiright.
His songs aren't so good, no.
Where'd he learn to write?

Future Bush defeat,
If he loses the House.
Well, Florio gets sore,
But has no insight.

His name is
F (F!)
L (L!)
O (O!)
R (R!)
I (I!)
O (O!)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)
Florrrr-i-o (F-L-O-R-I-O)

(repeat last line and fade)