I don't have a problem with the sexiness that one puts on show
But if it were me, I'd spend time thinkin' where my readers would go, yeah-eah
People like to take books on the road, they say they're fun to read while you wait for stuff, oh-oh-ho
So I have a problem with the lady with barely any clothes

'Cause it's a cover of smut, incredibly skeevy
I wanna cover it up 'cause it feels kinda creepy, yeah-eah
Unsubtle cover of sa-mut, sa-mut, yeah-eah
A blatant cover of sa-mut, sa-mut

Don't get why I have to see a mostly naked chick, I hear ya
"It sets the tone for the reader"? Can you be more of a reacher?
'Cause I really beg to differ, this isn't some crime noir-esque thriller
It's a slice of a depressed life, not once does somebody's norks fly

It's just a cover of smut, some teenager's wet dream
Sorry for bein' so blunt, it's just how this tripe makes me, yeah-eah
Unsubtle cover of sa-mut, sa-mut (oh-oh, ho-oh), yeah-eah
A blatant cover of sa-mut, sa-mut

Hidden in a boxset of a series I'd not heard of, you know, yeah-eah
That's how you sprung on me this awful cheesecake, you cheeky so-and-so, loathe

This kind of cover of smut (this stupid cover of smut), wouldn't even pay cheap
The writin's really well done, doesn't need this skin-scape, please, yeah-eah
Don't like this cover of sa-mut, sa-mut, yeah-eah
Eyesore, this cover of sa-mut, sa-mut
This awful cover of sa-mut, sa-mut, yeah-eah
Well-drawn, this cover of sa-mut, sa-mut
Needs a good cover-up