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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Ashcroft"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Angel"
Original Performer:
Shelley Fabares
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny Ashcroft"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
(Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft,
Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft)
He's an a--hole, you see
Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist
Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try
(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate, forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.
Oh, Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him ('cause we loathe him)
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be
Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist
Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try
(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate; forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.
Oh, Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be
(Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft,
Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft)
He's an a--hole, you see
Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist
Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try
(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate, forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.
Oh, Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him ('cause we loathe him)
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be
Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist
Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try
(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate; forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.
Oh, Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be
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