Song Parodies -> "Porn Massacre"

Original Song Title:

"Pure Massacre"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Porn Massacre"

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The Lyrics

Pornos are dying for no reason at all
It doesn't matter if you watch it an'all, an'all
Wishing me the best of time
Has never got to stop my time
If we're all watch at home
we'll get arrested
(OH)

Wearing me out of pads
to write scripts for the porno
It's been 11 years afterwards
since boring Babestation

Porn massacre
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Porn massacre
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Wish me well, Angel Long
for all your pretty blonde hair
You are from Swindon
Whilst I am from Ingatestone
Did you see the Iraq war
only 10 bloody years ago
Or were you dating a boyfriend
who's hotter than your cunt

Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Porn massacre
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha
Porn massacre
Porn massa-cre

I swear you are away
With the angels dying
From the wedding singer
and nobody's heard of Martin Clunes

Porn stars are trying on
Their brand new, new clothes
If they don't watch it now
then Gok Wan be up there

Porn stars dying for freedom
Wish me well an'all
People dying for Babestation
to be right off my tits
(hey)

Porn massacre
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Porn massacre
Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Porn massacre
Porn massacre-ah-ha

Orgasm
Orgasm
Orgasm
Orgasm
Orgasm
Orgasm
(MEGAPHONE): Orgassssssssssssssssssssssm

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