Another day is going by
Some damn mutt's howling all the time
He's continually yapping
And I might start packing

And I wrote this letter on my bed
Cause I couldn't blow off that dog's head
But now he's yapping
And I can't think straight

This could be the one last chance
To make you understand

I'd do anything
Just to muzzle that rat dog
To try to make him gag
Cause somehow he's always being a nag
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep tonight
Will you reprimand him?
Cause I know
He won't bite you

Together we broke all the rules
Trying to drown that dog in the pool
Let's leave this place
To never come back

So now after all these years
I'm tempted to just cut off my ears
I'll be here
I'll be waiting

This could be the one last chance to make you understand
And I just can't wait until I kick him once again

I'd do anything
Just to muzzle that rat dog
To try to make him gag
Cause somehow he's always being a nag
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep tonight
Will you reprimand him?
Cause I know
He won't bite you

I close my eyes
And all I hear is him
I close my eyes
I try to sleep
I can't relax though
Nanana
And I'd do anything for peace

I'd do anything
Just to muzzle that rat dog
To try to make him gag
Cause somehow he's always being a nag
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep tonight
To fall asleep tonight
Tonight

I'd do anything
To fall asleep tonight
I'd do anything
There's nothing I won't do
I'd do anything
To fall asleep tonight
I'd do anything
Cause I know
He won't stop yapping