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Song Parodies -> "Porn star"
Original Song Title:
"All Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Smash Mouth
Parody Song Title:
"Porn star"
Parody Written by:
Colonel Carsinski
The Lyrics
I'm amazed no-one thought of this. Big up to Rathmore!!!
Last night I was searchin' on the internet,
Speedin' throgh cyber space,
I was in a chat room, wound up in an adult site' oh my god i recognise that face. . .
Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He just had surgery, he shouldn't get laid, he's 80 years old.
Look he's fallen and he can't get up,
He can't get it up, get down with your badself,
Find a trapeeze, no b.b.d's,
Crack that whip, don't brake a hip,
Check out his funky hip gyrations,
He must be taking his medication,
Grandpa's so hot he smokes,
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke.
Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He's on asperin,
laced with viagra!!!,
He's 80 years old.
Speedin' throgh cyber space,
I was in a chat room, wound up in an adult site' oh my god i recognise that face. . .
Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He just had surgery, he shouldn't get laid, he's 80 years old.
Look he's fallen and he can't get up,
He can't get it up, get down with your badself,
Find a trapeeze, no b.b.d's,
Crack that whip, don't brake a hip,
Check out his funky hip gyrations,
He must be taking his medication,
Grandpa's so hot he smokes,
If he keeps it up he'll have a stroke.
Grandpa, he's a porn star, he's an internet cyber-stud,
Grandpa he's a porn star,check out his little but,
He's on asperin,
laced with viagra!!!,
He's 80 years old.
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Actually, I submitted a parody called "Porn Star" to the tune of this song 2 or 3 years ago but it was rejected due to vulgarity. By the time Whatfreaks was established there were at least two other versions of this same parody submitted so I couldn't resubmit (didn't want to deal with plagiarism accusations :-P). I liked your idea, which is why I gave the parody a five for funny, but the rhyme scheme and pacing is off! So I didn't give you high points for that. I might have to dig up the old porn star parody and see if Chucky will accept it this time...I refrained from using too many suggestive/obscene words :-D But, Colonel, I think you have a very good idea and if you cleaned this one up a bit I'm sure it'd do well in the voting :-)
um u didnt make up this song its a real song, ur not foolin me
This song was made by Adam Sandler, you did not make this up.
No this is definitly not made up, you fool!
Weehhh!!! Nice One Big Carson!! but still, get a hair cut. WEEEHHH!!!!!!
Ian, why do you mock me. If this continues I will strike you down to the deepest chasm of hell. P.S. You have a dumb name chris
Damm you Adam Sandler, You steal all my ideas!!!!!!!
You are very, very sad. No more comebacks. Mich. lol.
This parody is hilarious! Its a little disturbing b/c you're making me picture some old guy dancing around in a hot pink thong! But good luck with other parodies!!!
good job with the shrek remix there
It's BEEN DONE! THE ENTIRE SONG HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY!!!
yer its fantastic, i love it. but i liked it better when adam sandler brouht it out b4 you....
ok, i'll admit i stole it, but here's the thing, so did sandler. the origional one was out a good while before he did it, so he stole it from the same guy I did.
A lot of people have misattributed this song to Weird Al. I think it might be by Bob Ricci. Who really did it?
Nice parody.
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