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Song Parodies -> "Crazy Zombie World"
Original Song Title:
"Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Smith/Bernard
Parody Song Title:
"Crazy Zombie World"
Parody Written by:
Andrea Dietrich
The Lyrics
Zombies move, but seem vapid,
and their walk is not rapid.
But they love to eat;
If caught, you’re dead meat
living in a crazy Zombie world.
Zombies groan, for they’re lusting
for live flesh, so disgusting.
To let one get near
you’ll understand fear
living in a crazy Zombie world.
If you’re bitten, you will get a fever.
Maybe you’ll appear as if you’re dead.
But if you don’t relish being stinky,
just have your buddies shoot you in the head!
Form a group; find good shelter.
Everything’s helter skelter.
You have to be smart
and have a brave heart
living in a crazy Zombie world.
and their walk is not rapid.
But they love to eat;
If caught, you’re dead meat
living in a crazy Zombie world.
Zombies groan, for they’re lusting
for live flesh, so disgusting.
To let one get near
you’ll understand fear
living in a crazy Zombie world.
If you’re bitten, you will get a fever.
Maybe you’ll appear as if you’re dead.
But if you don’t relish being stinky,
just have your buddies shoot you in the head!
Form a group; find good shelter.
Everything’s helter skelter.
You have to be smart
and have a brave heart
living in a crazy Zombie world.
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nothing puts me in The Christmas Spirit quite like egg nog and a song about zombies! 5's
A lot of gun makers are selling special "Zombie Slayer" firearms. True. The price of silver has been dropping the past month or so, so it's time to stock up on those special bullets. Or are they for vampires? I get the two confused.
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