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Song Parodies -> "Snape Wins - Harry Dies"
Original Song Title:
"The Platters"
Original Performer:
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
Parody Song Title:
"Snape Wins - Harry Dies"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
This is NOT a spoiler - I haven't read ANY Harry Potter books. ;-)
They finished chapter two
Begged me, 'tell them true'
I, of course, replied
"Harry's gonna die!"
Really though, I lied
They said they can't believe
"Harry cannot leave"
So amidst their cries
I throw in more lies
Snape wins, Harry dies
So I blabbed on how Voldemort grabbed
At Harry with magic gloves
Loyal Snape came in shouting "Hooray!"
Harry makes big hubbub
Then Dumbledore arrives
But he's stopped with knives
Potter looks afraid
When Snape drops his disguise
Snape wins, Harry dies
Begged me, 'tell them true'
I, of course, replied
"Harry's gonna die!"
Really though, I lied
They said they can't believe
"Harry cannot leave"
So amidst their cries
I throw in more lies
Snape wins, Harry dies
So I blabbed on how Voldemort grabbed
At Harry with magic gloves
Loyal Snape came in shouting "Hooray!"
Harry makes big hubbub
Then Dumbledore arrives
But he's stopped with knives
Potter looks afraid
When Snape drops his disguise
Snape wins, Harry dies
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Hiya, Tim! I think you put the original "artist" and "song title" in the wrong fields.
Arggh. I think I did. I can't believe I did. I check everytime...
Still a good parody though. You should read the books. Not high intellectual stuff but, entertaining. Fives.
well paced and humorous...5s
Back in 1891, fans revolted when Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes. I'm almost hoping J.K. Rowling does kill off Harry Potter in Episode VII. I say "almost" because I fear that if she does, the fans may respond in kind, and we'll need a remake of "The Bodyguard."
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