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Song Parodies -> "Whistling Guys are Jerks"
Original Song Title:
"Whistle While You Work"
Original Performer:
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Whistling Guys are Jerks"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Those whistling guys are jerks
(piss off)
Their lustful grins
Their blatant sin
The tough guy crowd's wolf songs
No pretty girl immune
(horn doggies)
I must protest
Give it a rest
Your leering stares are wrong
What's a blond bombshell to do,
walking down the avenue?
Don't need this trouble
All they see
Is that my S-curves are beautifully-just me
Those whistling guys are jerks
(piss off)
They can't be all that smart
For I am NOT a tart!
All you strong types I avert
The animals in you
Belong in the Bronx Zoo
So shave that stubble
Try to be
Parts of chivalrous humanity
And stop acting like jerks
(go soft)
A smile to start
Try a nice remark
And don't look up my skirt!
Start dressing smart
Show a caring heart
And don't look down my shirt!
Avoid meat marts
Just do your part
A compliment might... just... work
Bye boys!!!
XOXO
(piss off)
Their lustful grins
Their blatant sin
The tough guy crowd's wolf songs
No pretty girl immune
(horn doggies)
I must protest
Give it a rest
Your leering stares are wrong
What's a blond bombshell to do,
walking down the avenue?
Don't need this trouble
All they see
Is that my S-curves are beautifully-just me
Those whistling guys are jerks
(piss off)
They can't be all that smart
For I am NOT a tart!
All you strong types I avert
The animals in you
Belong in the Bronx Zoo
So shave that stubble
Try to be
Parts of chivalrous humanity
And stop acting like jerks
(go soft)
A smile to start
Try a nice remark
And don't look up my skirt!
Start dressing smart
Show a caring heart
And don't look down my shirt!
Avoid meat marts
Just do your part
A compliment might... just... work
Bye boys!!!
XOXO
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Well, if we can't whistle at Disney princesses, who can we still whistle at? ;-P
555 but BTW, a question; when I use parentheses it's to separate lines sung by backing vocals and/or a partly overlapping second set of voices, most often (almost always) because it's done that way in the original, sometimes (rare though) because I need a second narrative on some passage. I get the impression that yours are more like general commentary here - amiright? (Nothing wrong with that of course, I'm just curious about your parody technique on that front - feedback exchange in these comments and all that).
555 but BTW, a question; when I use parentheses it's to separate lines sung by backing vocals and/or a partly overlapping second set of voices, most often (almost always) because it's done that way in the original, sometimes (rare though) because I need a second narrative on some passage. I get the impression that yours are more like general commentary here - amiright? (Nothing wrong with that of course, I'm just curious about your parody technique on that front - feedback exchange in these comments and all that).
NP Peter, I used the backup vocal () for the main character here who is the beautiful girl as HER comments. Part of her POV...
I whistled along 5's
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