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Song Parodies -> "The 6 Accusations"
Original Song Title:
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Some Twits
Parody Song Title:
"The 6 Accusations"
Parody Written by:
Bethany Andersvellow-Maggot
The Lyrics
When my sister Tilly went to trial for riding without a reflecter helmet, I knew that the court system was weird! ;^)
The first accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
a DUI while riding a bike
The second accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
2 counts of grand theft auto and a DUI while riding a bike
The third accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
3 sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand theft auto, and a DUI
while riding a bike
The fourth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
4 misleading slanders, 3 sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand
theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
The fifth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
5 robberies, 4 misleading slanders, 3 sexual harrasments, 2
counts of grand theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
The sixth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
6 grousome murders, 5 robberies, 4 misleading slanders,3
sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand
theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
Now since Tilly went to prison I had just one thing to say,
OUR COURT SYSTEM IS TURNING VERY GAY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! GET EQUAL TRIALS, AMERICA! BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS THEY DON'T GET AWAY WITH MURDER !
a DUI while riding a bike
The second accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
2 counts of grand theft auto and a DUI while riding a bike
The third accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
3 sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand theft auto, and a DUI
while riding a bike
The fourth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
4 misleading slanders, 3 sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand
theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
The fifth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
5 robberies, 4 misleading slanders, 3 sexual harrasments, 2
counts of grand theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
The sixth accusation that was sent to my Tilly,
6 grousome murders, 5 robberies, 4 misleading slanders,3
sexual harrasments, 2 counts of grand
theft auto, and a DUI while riding a bike
Now since Tilly went to prison I had just one thing to say,
OUR COURT SYSTEM IS TURNING VERY GAY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! GET EQUAL TRIALS, AMERICA! BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FAMOUS THEY DON'T GET AWAY WITH MURDER !
Thank you! And Tilly didn't really do those things. But when she went to trial, she got a free helmet with sparkles. You can find my new album in May 2004. It is called "BETHANY!"
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"Some Twits"? I don't think so. How about "Traditoinal"?
My sentiments exactly.
I got a copy of Bethany's CD early! She is a blast! She is a very extraordinary girl. Last year for her 15th birthday, she had a freak accident at the Grand Canyon. But after that, she turned out pretty good. She is a sweety. Celebs should never get away with crimes that are bad!
Bethany, you have a tremendous writing of songs talent. Something to work on is your pacing and choice of words. I am very surprised of Bethany's recovery after that freak accident in the Grand Canyon. Oh, Bethany, when you were on Good Morning America, I was the one who spilled the scalloped potatoes all over Charlie Gibson backstage!
Who are Some Twits?
Some Twits?
Are you REALLY famous? or is this just a joke?
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