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Song Parodies -> "Cruel Otters"
Original Song Title:
"Cool Water"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Sons Of The Pioneers
Parody Song Title:
"Cruel Otters"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
a pleasant face
such swimmin' grace
but full of hate, are otters
cruel otters
old dan and i
left high and dry
we cannot hide from otters
cruel otters
they're found in pools
don't play by rules
cause hatred fuels the otters
cruel otters
we think they're gone
but come the dawn
we're pounced upon by otters
cruel otters
keep a-movin', dan
don't you be a victim, dan
they've acquired a taste for man
and they'll kill ya, if they can
those otters
dan, try to climb that big green tree
where the otters cannot see
they have dinner plans for me...and you
otters...cruel otters
the branches sway
we start to pray
will we be slain by otters ?
cruel otters
from way down there
they lurk and stare
they know we're scared of otters
cruel otters
dan hit the floor
let out a roar
attacked by hordes of otters
cruel otters
he's dead, i guess
i'm so depressed
should not have messed with otters
cruel otters
such swimmin' grace
but full of hate, are otters
cruel otters
old dan and i
left high and dry
we cannot hide from otters
cruel otters
they're found in pools
don't play by rules
cause hatred fuels the otters
cruel otters
we think they're gone
but come the dawn
we're pounced upon by otters
cruel otters
keep a-movin', dan
don't you be a victim, dan
they've acquired a taste for man
and they'll kill ya, if they can
those otters
dan, try to climb that big green tree
where the otters cannot see
they have dinner plans for me...and you
otters...cruel otters
the branches sway
we start to pray
will we be slain by otters ?
cruel otters
from way down there
they lurk and stare
they know we're scared of otters
cruel otters
dan hit the floor
let out a roar
attacked by hordes of otters
cruel otters
he's dead, i guess
i'm so depressed
should not have messed with otters
cruel otters
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Hmmmm....Alvin, I probably "otter" know but it just keeps slippin' away from me. DKTOS...
Alvin, I was delighted to see someone parody a song by Sons of the Pioneers; love their songs, good parody.
thanks royce....yippee ki ti yo or whatever it is cowboys like to say
Very good, alvin
Odds are I'll give ya 5. Well done, Alvin.
Alvin--Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
thanks dee and guy
Thanks so much for this parody. After playing two parodies with the original "Ghost Riders" (Ghost Chickens and Ghost Yuppies) this brings in the beginning of a new trio based on "Cool Water" and this here. While I get a big laugh out of some of the "blue" parodies it is still best, I think, to find songs that are just as funny that can be performed for an audience of everyone. Thanks for the fun.
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