if this didn't make me really bad it didn't leave me there
If it doesn't take you already deaf If you want to please my Mozart I don't want to know your Leigh
If I hadn't been a Essex ghost
It wasn't that polite
If I weren't an Essex past
you wouldn't be that red hot irie
Yeeeeeaaaah

Alive with the Nick Heyward
Alive with the Nick Heyward
Alive with the Nick Heyward
First you slit your Texan wrists and we'll see you

Don't just talk to the other hand It isn't very nice
Don't give Brummies silly talk
It is in today's shite

I've seen it all before Christmas
It doesn't love me do
If I don't want to play Elvis
I don't wanna be a Hound Dog

Oh, oh, aaah, no huh

Alive with the Neil Sedaka
Alive with the Pete Doherty
Alive with the Siouxsie Sioux
Alive with the Marcella Detroit
First I am the god of hell fire than a Firestarter

oh, ah oh, aaasaaaaaaaargh oh

Give yourself the bollocks
Give yourself the hand gesture
Give yourself the Snickers bars
Give yourself the Morrissey hair

Oh, Gandhi

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh

Alive with the Mark Lamarr
Alive with the Billy Bragg
Alive with the Olly Murs
Alive with the Sean Hughes

Alive with the Mary Anne Hobbs
First I steal my guns then I'll get you
First you had your mind then I'll get a Haircut 100

shhhhhhhhiteeeeeeeeeee

BAAAANG