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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Frantic Evening"
Original Song Title:
"Some Enchanted Evening"
Original Performer:
Soundtrack from 'South Pacific'
Parody Song Title:
"Drunken Frantic Evening"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Drunken frantic evening
Lust makes you feel stranger
Then you see a stranger
Through beer-en-goggled gloom
And somehow you know
You know even then
That though she's a she-male,
To you, she's a 10
Drunken frantic evening
Someone may be spaffing
You may see them spaffing
Across a loud bar-room
The light is not bright
Yet through the dim gleam
You see someone's spaffter
Start flinging their cream
Who can explain it?
Lewdness so penile!
Fools give you reasons,
Dr. Ruth just smiles!
Drunken frantic evening
When you're blind from Blue Nun
When your gonads call you
On your bone-phone at two
Your fly's stuck up high
You can't reach your pole
Yet all through the night you
Make creaming your goal
Once you have found it
Never let it go
Once you have found it
Ne-ver...let...it...go!
Lust makes you feel stranger
Then you see a stranger
Through beer-en-goggled gloom
And somehow you know
You know even then
That though she's a she-male,
To you, she's a 10
Drunken frantic evening
Someone may be spaffing
You may see them spaffing
Across a loud bar-room
The light is not bright
Yet through the dim gleam
You see someone's spaffter
Start flinging their cream
Who can explain it?
Lewdness so penile!
Fools give you reasons,
Dr. Ruth just smiles!
Drunken frantic evening
When you're blind from Blue Nun
When your gonads call you
On your bone-phone at two
Your fly's stuck up high
You can't reach your pole
Yet all through the night you
Make creaming your goal
Once you have found it
Never let it go
Once you have found it
Ne-ver...let...it...go!
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Excellent, Johnny! 555!
Disgraceful behavior like this...btw...is exactly why I don't drink! ; )
I agree with Arwen, Johnny..but that is EXACTLY why I drink! :-). Oh, btw...total ROFLMAO...and deserved 555s
hehehehehe 5's
great rendition... cleared the catarract in my mind's eye right up!
sickly elegant
South Pacific is one of my least favorite musicals. So thank you.
Thank you all, Arwen, KR, Pat, TJC, alvin, & JB!
And I suppose that the next morning ,she's gonna,"wash that man right outta her hair !" Triple five,do or die,cum ho,cum ho,cum ho!
TTP, thank you..... From your comment, I can see that you're ascending to new depths - or descending to new heights - of NC-17 brain-zasms ..... guess your rocket had no trouble lifting-off the raunch pad .... how was splash-down?
Why Johnny, you old romantic, you...Was there a theme song to "Splendor in the Grass"? I see you want your "Lewdest Dude" title back...5's here, of course...
Thanks, Paul. "Splendor in the Grass" ... hmm ... tempting but obscure ... no, I don't think I can get lewdest-dude back after your American Woman parody!
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