-> "Enterprise"
Original Song Title:
"Bali Hai"
Parody Song Title:
"Enterprise"
The Lyrics
Most Star Trek fans are such lonely guys, and,
Babble in Klingon while they watch TV
Most of them hoped the new show'd delight them,
But now they'd rather watch DVDs...
"Enterprise"
Appalls you
Every night
That it plays
Your remote
You'll hear it call you:
"Tune away...Tune away!"
"Enterprise"
Will whisper
Of bad guys
Called "Xindi"
"Here am I, your lamest sci-fi...run from me, run from me!"
I tried smoking dope
I tried drinking beer
"En-terprise" still stank like farts from a Tribble, dear!
If you try
You might get
Through a whole
Episode
If you first,
Take LSD,
And,
Lick a toad...Lick a toad
"...Enterprise..."
"...Enterprise..."
...Close your eyes!!!
One day, Rick Berman
Swallowed Orange Sunshine
His head
Then
Filled-up
With the crap they show now
Sponsors
Like lemmings
Flingin' dough
With dumb minds
Greed, as clear, as can be...
"Run from me...To the can...Run from me...Run from me...RUN FROM MEEEE!"
If you're high
You might stand
Watching one
Show a week
Tune it in,
Fill up your pipe,
And,
Smoke your weed...Smoke your weed
...Watch it high...
...With red eyes...
"...Enterprise..."
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