I expect everyone of my crowd to make fun
As I proudly proclaim my self-image enhanced
And they'll all clear the floor from the wall to the door
Every table is cleared as with me I do dance

Fearlessly I'll face them and say it's their lucky day
Loudly I'll sing of my powerful thing
Gladly I'll stand on my Gucci-fied feet and say
Love is a grand and a beautiful thing!
I'm not ashamed to reveal
The world-famous feelin' I feel ...

When in school I just never learned
How to

Add
Or Subtract,

Multiply
Or Divide

But with profuse self-esteem I'm all juiced

I'm in love with my wonderful " I " !

When in school I just never read
Shakespeare

He's just not cool
For this here
Modern guy

When I reflect on myself I'm erect

I'm in love with my wonderful " I " !


I'm as high and as stoned as a dog with a bone,
A cliché comin' true!

Narcis-sism feels right on this moon-happy night,
Shinin' light on me too!


My vainglory's been transcended only
By heaping helpings of hubris and pride!

Egos, beware,
If you dare to compare,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love with my wonderful " I " !


I'm so proud of myself that I bow to myself,
While I'm wearing a suit!

And a legend you'll find of me there in my mind,
Givin' my horn a toot!


When in school I just never learned
How to

Add
Or Subtract,

Multiply
Or Divide

But with profuse self-esteem I'm all juiced,

I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,

I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,

I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,
I'm in love,

I'm in love
With
My
Wonderful
!!!!!!!!!! " I " !!!!!!!!!!