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Song Parodies -> "No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard"
Original Song Title:
"We're Off To See The Wizard"
Original Performer:
Soundtrack of The Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big toad!
No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!
He'll find he is,
a bit of the biz,
in leathery liz-ard jaws!
In weathered and leathery liz-ard jaws,
a pitiful frog is done, because,
because,
because,
because,
because,
be-caaaaause --
Because of the wonderful clingly claws!
( muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-MUNCH-a-GULP )
No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!
Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow,
Swallow the yellow big toad!
Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big,
Swallow the yellow big toad!
No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!
He'll find he is,
a bit of the biz,
in leathery liz-ard jaws!
In weathered and leathery liz-ard jaws,
a pitiful frog is done, because,
because,
because,
because,
because,
be-caaaaause --
Because of the wonderful clingly claws!
( muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-MUNCH-a-GULP )
No frog can flee the gizzard,
of chunderful Lizard In-Laws!
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It croaked, make that cracked me up!!!
Silly and funny and a little punny! 555
What Yoidy said
boy, that felt good...i was just telling the wife, its been ages since johnny has sent in a toad licking song
Too funny...love the wordplay on an old classic. If that's the way you want to go, that's your frogative!
Jaunty froggy songy.
I hopped right on this
Sounds like the toad went down the wet sprocket...
Brialliantly wacky, my good man! I smiled all the way through it. :-) 555
Lizard in laws? Don't tell me, you married a chamaeleon?
Wow, what a wonderful response for a parody of an old show-biz standard! Thanks, very much, Matthias, Yoidy, Ann, alvin, Jeff, JB, AFW, Merry, Rick, and Philbo!
(SOTM) That tune was easier to swallow than the topic...whambamthankyou M'am, (with a muhmuhmuhmuhmuch-A-GULP! ) Hilarious.
Ribbiting... Errr... Riviting
(SOTM) With Stu's parody, we've got the whole frog food chain this month. Wonderfully warped, JD. 555
(SOTM) It was good but slightly repetitive. 554
(SOTM) Well, just being honest, this song was funny, very funny Johnny--but it was very short too as is the actual OS which is why I was surprised that this was the entry this month for you. . .Good job though for what it's worth.
SOTM - Was that a hanging frenchman back there? 555
(SOTM) Yeah, it could've been longer and more varied...but what you have, I like! Rrrrrribbit!
SOTM - What BAD said, pretty much.
SOTM - Very good for such a short song, 5-5-5
SOTM - Holy short-but-masterfully-written-parody Batman!
(SOTM) what Jay said - syllable perfection - and "brilliantly stupid" to quote JD - 555
SOTM - I see you toad the line on this gag. But, then let's not tell any phib about it. It was well padded.
i was just getting going then "poof !" it stopped quality but not much quantity. is "brilliantly stupid" the new bs ?
That's the Johnny D I love, weird and hilarious at the same time
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