Song Parodies -> "Mogadishu Technical Race"

Original Song Title:

"Camptown Ladies Sing Dis Song"

Original Performer:

Stephen Forster

Parody Song Title:

"Mogadishu Technical Race"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

The official vehicle for this year's Somali Grand Prix is the so-called technical. A technical is a pick-up truck with a machine gun or rocket launcher bolted on. Now imagine some teenage Somali suffering from testosterone poisoning but not mazuma to buy a BMW or Mercedes...

Mogadishu ladies sing this song - Allah! Allah!
It's Technical Grand Prix all along - Ins-allah-dey!
Now get yourself a pick-up truck - Allah! Allah!
Technical will surely rock - Ins-allah-dey!

Run the bush at night -
Raid the streets all day
Bolt machine gun on your car
and spray with lead all way!

Hassan's got red Toyota - Allah! Allah!
He bolted on light machine gun - Ins-allah-dey!
Ali runs blue El Camino - Allah! Allah!
He's got Point Fifty as payload - Ins-allah-dey!

Run the bush at night -
Raid the streets all day
Bolt machine gun on your car
and spray with lead all way!

Abdullah has green Pajero - Allah! Allah!
He with RPG will go- Ins-Allah-dey!
But Muhammed, his white Dodge Ram - Allah! Allah!
His AA gun wil go wham-bam! Ins-allah-dey!

Run the bush at night -
Raid the streets all day
Bolt machine gun on your car
and spray with lead all way!

Now Omar fires the starting shot - Allah! Allah!
The cars are fast and race is hot - Ins-allah-dey!
If you can't drive, get on cargo bed - Allah! Allah!
and spray around with steel and lead - Ins-allah-dey!

Run the bush at night -
Raid the streets all day
Bolt machine gun on your car
and spray with lead all way!

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Dylan Baranski - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but this is a fun parody. Not mentioned: The part where they run into an M1 Abrams & get blown to pieces. They ain't gonna be having a shootin' good time when that happens.

Max Power - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment

LOL

Charlie Chan - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Needs some work on the pacing, but this one really has great potential, and I'm impressed by the writer's grasp of details of the Somali mess.

Yoidy - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Very original. I like it 555!

Dylan Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Wait a second, tonight I just saw an episode of The SImpsons, & Chief Wiggum sang part of the OS, so it all makes sense now! Having said that, the pacing's a bit off, but an otherwise great parody. And, like I said before, there was something not mentioned: The part where they run into an M1 Abrams & get blown to pieces. They ain't gonna be having a shootin' good time when that happens.

Dylan Baranski - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment

Wait a second, tonight I just saw an episode of The SImpsons, & Chief Wiggum sang part of the OS, so it all makes sense now! Having said that, the pacing's a bit off, but an otherwise great parody. And, like I said before, there was something not mentioned: The part where they run into an M1 Abrams & get blown to pieces. They have not had, are not, and ain't gonna be having a shootin' good time when that happens.

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