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Song Parodies -> "Beautiful Beemer"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful Dreamer"
Original Performer:
Stephen Foster
Parody Song Title:
"Beautiful Beemer"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...specifically one of those little two-seater jobs...
beautiful beemer....luxury car
oh how much better than my ford you are
smooth engineering...best that i've seen
german perfection...you know what i mean
beautiful beemer...well built and strong
purrs in your ear as you motor along
king of the road, this bavarian jewel
envious looks cause its sporty and cool
beautiful beemer...import delight
turns on a dime as it sails through the night
stunning bright paint meets the shine of bright chrome
oh how i wish i had one parked at home
beautiful beemer...who could ask more ?
loaded with options and extras galore
i shan't give up...to this dream i aspire
one shall i own ere the day i expire
oh how much better than my ford you are
smooth engineering...best that i've seen
german perfection...you know what i mean
beautiful beemer...well built and strong
purrs in your ear as you motor along
king of the road, this bavarian jewel
envious looks cause its sporty and cool
beautiful beemer...import delight
turns on a dime as it sails through the night
stunning bright paint meets the shine of bright chrome
oh how i wish i had one parked at home
beautiful beemer...who could ask more ?
loaded with options and extras galore
i shan't give up...to this dream i aspire
one shall i own ere the day i expire
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Alvin - Such mastery fitting this so well into the OS. This is extremely well done. If I were on the Enterprise could I get one beemed up?
BMW acronym defined:
Break My Wallet
Wonderful write.
BMW acronym defined:
Break My Wallet
Wonderful write.
You had me at the title sub. A jewel of a jaunty jalopy jingle.
What I don't know about cars (everything) is made up whn I read your parody. Excellent. 5's
thanks guy...break my wallet indeed....in reality i drive a yaris....thanks rex...gladd ya enjoyed....thanks adagio...i don't know much about cars myself...especially ones i can't afford
Kinda cute. Hey, the security code is 5zz - is that some BMW model? ;-D
What would you write if you could afford a Rolls Royce?
thanks merry...could be....thanks 2eagle....i guess i would write a check
I'd swear I left a comment, yesterday...must not have entered..vote went thru...anyway..right on the beam with this...My dream car, with the cost of gas, today, would be a VW bug...or smaller..
thanks AFW....i own a yaris....33 MPG
Like this one Sir Alvin, always the ~Mighty Duke o'Roads ~ For me, it's Oh, Beaufiful Mopar . . . A '57 DeSOTO, Fireflight . . . or a ' 58 OLDs 88. . . or ' 59 Cadillac !!
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