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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Eat For Hours..."

Original Song Title:

"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Original Performer:

Streisand And Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Eat For Hours..."

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

mum and dad singing to their anorexic daughter....
you don't eat for hours,
you won't eat those ding dongs..
you never chew any more..
when I bring take out through the door, at the end of the day

I remember when...
you couldn't wait for pastries...
loved my tortellinis..
now after throwing up late at night..
I heard dry heaves maybe,
are you feeling ll right?
well you just roll over... and look way too light ...
you don't eat for hours anymore...

you used to look so natural..
you'd eat it all, whatever,
but calories don't count any more
you just say please, no more
as you're wasting away..

and baby I remember...
all the things you would eat
chickens in half
and that ham I would buy...
all the foods that you loved
you should eat or you'll die
then your bowels could churn
and you'd poop like a guy....
but you don't eat for hours........ anymore......

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Yoidy - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This song should be used in "The Tracy Gold Story."
TJC - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Although not technically too `funny', you did such a great job of detailing the illness and crafting this fine parody that I cannot but vote 5's!
malcolm higgins - November 23, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks TJC.. and have a sandwich on me ok?

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