Song Parodies -> "Crawling Round The House"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Down The House"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads/Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Crawling Round The House"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

The real song doesn't have well defined syllable pattern, but it fits. Trust me :-)

"Watch out"? You think I need a saviour?
This baby's not afraid of danger!
I'm an independent guy,
Crawling round the house!

I'll sit and clap my hands together
You know you can't watch me forever.
Then I'm off and I'm away,
Crawling round the house!

Look at that, it's just not fair.
Why's that boiling pot up there?
I can't reach any higher!
Kitchen, Laundry, mini-bar,
I know where all the fun things are
I'm one smart ankle-biter!

Food in the carpet doesn't spoil it.
Hey- car keys don't float in the toilet.
Look how far toilet rolls can go,
Crawling round the house!

You taught me to finger paint
on the wall it looks just great.
Hands all over the place.
Every artist has a vision,
check out my expressionism:
Made imprints of my face!

I had some breakfast with the doggy
And now my nappy's gone all soggy.
A sandwich for the VCR.
Crawling round the house!

You say "How bad can this get?"
Mum, you ain't seen nothing yet.
That vase wasn't a flier.
Now I'll drool in your handbag
Taste of lipstick makes me gag
Look, A cigarette lighter!

Burning down the house!

The fact that this is fiction is a tribute to the hard work and constant vigilance of my wife. Cav Central

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who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment

As a baby sitter who dispises children i'd say you've hit the nail on the head

Claude Prez - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job; makes me glad mine are school age now

MIKE - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment

YABBA DABBA DO NOW barney rubble laughing YABBA DABBA DO! YABBA DABBA DO NOW BARNEY RUBBLE LAUGHING YABBA DABBA DO NOW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BARNEY RUBBLE LAUGHING YABBA DABBA DOO NOW BARNEY RUBBLE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME @LL RIGHT @LL RIGHT ENOUGH OF THIS @W BOY

mike - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment

if i fail if i succeed - - - - - - - i'm not gonna let anyone doubt me as least i live as i believe no matter wh@t okay this is the last parody song i'm gonna do right now $ee you @ll in 2011 boyee

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