-> "3d"
Original Song Title:
"greedy"
Parody Song Title:
"3d"
The Lyrics
Whoop!
Take a video game franchise, a good chance they started out
Only dealin' in the first and second dimensions but now
They've been wa-wa-wa-walkin' right through the third but I've no doubt
That transition was awkward, I won't check
'Cause I know it well, I won't say "Believe me"
Because I can tell that you're with me, yeah, yeah
Ev'ryone knows well movin' games to 3D
Isn't always swell ('fraid it's so), not swell
Uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh, uh, uh, whoop!
The cam'ra's buggin' right out, can't choose between "free move" and "fixed place"
Character models full of jank, from mitten hands, you can't escape
If you're loo-loo-loo-lookin' for bugs, they're found in ev'ry space
No matter which console, you cannot miss
So easy to tell where execs got greedy
Forced the crunch from hell for the new scene, yeah, yeah
Know it all too well, the bad switch to 3D
Wasn't always swell ('fraid it's so), not swell
Sure, there are examples where they aged well and that's just a fact
You've got Marios and Zeldas, Metal Gear was solid as
But it's so-so-so crazy that their accomplishments get missed
Just check Sonic threads, yeah
Though the bad games fell off the map real easy
And some really gelled, made mad money, yeah, yeah
It's more fun to tell 'bout the bad gone-3D
Since they're far from swell ('fraid it's so), not swell
Folks won't ring the bell
If you talk 'bout swell, nah, focus on hell
Get those clicks to swell
Play bad games and yell
Uh, uh, uh, uh-uh-uh, uh
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