It's not somethin' I've ever played but hey, that isn't that new with me
Because I've never been into games that go forever with no plot to be ended (no endin', no)
Check in ev'ry day feels like such a drain but there's a reason:
If you don't come and play, you'll never get the skins this season

I don't play Fortnite, no plans whatsoever
Don't wanna game online, I play solo better
There the only asshole is a rude programmer
Go and make your towers, you murder-builders

Drop a hundred dancing gun-nuts in a contest funerary
Where does the circle of death come from? Doubt the plot's that necessary
Time to gun dudes until there's just one guy, that one dude must be a good gun guy
And once you've won a round of Fortnite, then what, dude? I said what, dude?

Then it's more Fortnite, there's V-Bucks to gather
That's your in-game cash, I think the concept's rather
Deceptive, it masks up the microtransactions
More reason to not click this "free-to-play" schtick
That's more than Fortnite, fair, that trap's wherever
Games are found, it's just I think of it whenever
I read the word "lootbox", hate to be a gambler
So I will be leaving this whole game unclicked

Don't want you to come into my life, it's not you, the problem is all mine
That's not true, got problems with Fortnite, damn boxed loot, hate boxed loot
Those of you who are a fan, that's fine, won't mock you for this, 'cause it ain't right
Won't mock you for playing some Fortnite, it's for you, it's for you

Can't be mockin' ya because I was stuck not in Fortnite but in a zombie plot
Always loggin' on to plant all day long and I couldn't stop, had to pult, pult, pult peas
Won't be mocking ya for your sort of fun, won't play Fortnite but you can if you want
Rack the scoring up, buy the skins you want, dance emote it up as you gun, gun, gun dudes