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Song Parodies -> "Little Italian Pizza Song"

Original Song Title:

"Little Italian Song"

Original Performer:

Tchaikovsky

Parody Song Title:

"Little Italian Pizza Song"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This song is in many collections of lower level piano pieces. Mair and I used to perform it as a flute and guitar piece, she suggested it would make a good song about pizza. Here are the words.
I would like a large pizza for me
Give me all but the anchovies
If it takes thirty minutes or more
I should get it for free

For I'm real hungry right now
I could just eat a whole cow
I really hope that you can get it to my house real fast
Or I'll have to go right into a rage

For I've been starving for days
I could just eat someone's face
If I don't get it fast I'll have to go and kill so please
Bring to me a large piiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzahh!!!!!
Yum.
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Paul Robinson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - As Sam Cooke might have said, "Don't know much about Tchaikovsky, don't know much trigonometry...", etc. So I don't know the original (or maybe I do, but just don't know the name...that's more likely since I would bet this is one of those classical pieces you hear a lot all over the place. Anyway, it was a fun read. Looks like the site wants to double-post your entries again. I'll take a look at the other and see if it's the same one. ciao...
MAIR - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, because you misspelled my name, you owe me a pizza!
duplicate alert - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey! Isn't this a duplicate of http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tchaikovsky0.shtml ?
Rick D - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I put this in on Saturday and it didn't show up. So I submitted again, and now both are here. I misspelled my wife's name just to make sure she was paying attention.
Johnny D - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS Rick, but you better haul ass and get your wifey that pizza if you know what's good for you.
Mari D - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is hilarious if you do it with a bad Italian accent!
Mario - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Is there another kind?
David Chrenko - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Rcik, DKTOS, but I love pizza and bad I-talian accents, so I give you "No Anchovies Fives."

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