Super Duper Tuesday
Dump a Dubya, won't 'cha,
Double dare ya in Piscataway,
Pick the man to send George Bush away
On this really crucial day.

Wouldn't have to think hard
If it's narrowed down to
Two, and we all focus on the fray
Just as long as we all have our say
Send Bush packing on Election Day.

We've.... had.... four.... years now of this pseudo-Napoleon
And his obsession with Saddam
And the shady deals with the oil cartel.
And all his tales of weapons of mass destruction
Bugged us like junk e-mail and spam
And lulled our minds to lethargy too well.

Super Duper Tuesday
Hallelujah, Halli-
Burton, Ashcroft, Hastert, Kenneth Lay....
Choose to sweep this dynasty away
On this house-of-cards type day....

Double Trouble, Dubya...
Dial-a-Prayer that someone
Perfectly electable will do....
All year long the Liberals have longed
Longing to be rid at last of you.

I see the kids you've doomed with your double speak will
Ace their exams now when you're gone,
When their class size shrinks and they all do fine.
I see the guys that lost their jobs making up for
All that lost time when you've moved on,
Improving on their households' bottom line.

I see the soldiers coming home from Iraq
To folks that they never should have left
To escalate your NOT non-existent war.
And all the folks whose loved ones aren't coming back
Whose hearts are forever more bereft
Won't have to ask just what they all died for.

Super Duper Tuesday
Dump a Dubya, won't ya,
Double daring this whole USA
Pick the man to send George Bush away
Trash this rhinestone autocrat today
Send him back to Crawford now, one way....
Make this day a good news day!