Hi Mr. Judge
I've got some pardons
I'll give them a way out of their legal problems
They're my friends and family, yeah
So to freedom there they go

Pardoned my boy
I'll act like he's been unjustly charged
Though I know he's guilty
Benefits me indirectly

Pardoned siblings
And some others in my family
No corruption we lack
While in power got their back

You leave and
You're scot free, yeah I like to abuse my power
I'm a democrat so I'll get no criticizers
Milley's treason's ok
I like you, think you're great
Or you help support creating viruses
Abuse your power and lie when gets out of hand
I live in my own world where you can do no wrong
So I pardoned Fauci
I think that he's god, see
So there, you get away with it all

Family crime
That's why I ran for prez in first place
I'll say I won't help
But then I will, what the hell
My friends are gods
No matter what they're unjustly charged
Get out of jail free card, yeah
Media doesn't care

Hey, you're out
Thanks, ol' Joe
You overlook crooked misdeeds
I ignore
Evidence
Act like political or justice department motivated

I pardoned them all
Don't care
Almost out of office, my plan all along
So they're all feeling fine
Though country feels gypped
Justice worthless on my shift
You'll get away with some grift

There's gonna be a certain party with the ex-cons
With me in charge, you do no wrong
My thinking's always right
So there's no justice tonight
Last days in office are like my face, a fright
classified docs
I'll just act dumb and then say I'm not
Abuse privilege and power then scot free go home