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Song Parodies -> "Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten"
Original Song Title:
"Rose Petals, Incense And A Kitten"
Original Performer:
The Association
Parody Song Title:
"Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
a masochistic lonely cry
I laughed cause it was funny
looked inside, something crusty
this chick said she was bi
face mashed in to pillow shroud
for all to see defiling
something in your head it reaches
tied up hands nightmare dreams
I remember things we said
I begged, and you were laughing
all were used before the dawn
leather pants, lubricant and a mitten
I remember that tickly little mitten
leather pants, lubricant and a mitten
I remember lubricant and a mitten
I laughed cause it was funny
looked inside, something crusty
this chick said she was bi
face mashed in to pillow shroud
for all to see defiling
something in your head it reaches
tied up hands nightmare dreams
I remember things we said
I begged, and you were laughing
all were used before the dawn
leather pants, lubricant and a mitten
I remember that tickly little mitten
leather pants, lubricant and a mitten
I remember lubricant and a mitten
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Whoo hoo! Malky used the magic 'b' word! Yum! ;-D
well merry, what can I say?? I'm a little "bi" myself.. I speak french and english..
Non non! Pas 'bi' - il est l'autre mot avec le 'b'.... Vous etes masochist, no? Bas sur votre genous, mon ami....! ;-)
Mon(ma?) cher(e?) Meriadoc, peut-etre il voulait dire "bicycliste"? Et on a deux "genoux", n'est ce pas?
Oooop! My French is 20 years behind me.... maybe he will think I wanted him to propose! :-0
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