-> "Nobody's Bigger Than Jabba"
Original Song Title:
"Nobody's Bigger Than A Giant"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nobody's Bigger Than Jabba"
Parody Written by:
Rocho The Hutt
The Lyrics
Nobody's bigger than that hutt Jabba..
nobody's quite as large as him..
Nobody's bigger than that hutt Jabba..
He's so massive, wouldn't you agree?
he's large, he's huge,
enormous, grotesque and grand
He's got the whole universe
In his pudgy hands..
He's wider than a valley
and bigger than John Candy..
While humans say hello..
His kind says Bo Shuda..
he's vast, immense
powerful and impressive
he's bigger than the oceans
pacific and atlantic
He's an alien Godfather..
He's gross but quite proud..
and when he talks....
His voice is big and loud..
He's large, he's huge
spacious and collossal
He's quite immense..
And totally impressive..
He's slimy and in control..
Bigger than a city..
next to him John Candy..
appears quite itty-bitty
He's vast, immense,
ample and inflated
He's a hutt, one huge alien slug..
Just don't ask him for a hug..
If you care to meet him..
you'll like him from the start
Altough he is a disgusting slimeball..
He's quite a big softy at heart..
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